school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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