question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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