let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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