Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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