Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Randomize
