yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.