Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
My balls are so social today.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me