Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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