Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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