And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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