Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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