Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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