I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
