That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
handjob tips. give me some.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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