Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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