I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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