Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
