she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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