i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
