There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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