i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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