I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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