I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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