I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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