just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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