That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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