I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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