your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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