I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize