BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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