So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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