Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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