Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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