umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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