i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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