quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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