In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Come on in and take your pants off
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