at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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