Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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