True but thats because hes a fetus.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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