I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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