hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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