GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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