5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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