Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.