remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
tell me about the fingering
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