Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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