were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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