I am puke
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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