Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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