Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
do nipples grow back?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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