Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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