I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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