Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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