I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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