Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
wow bdsm is so cute
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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