You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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